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Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Rope Beard Rodney
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgasroom.blogspot.com.au
An Ode to Rope Beard Rodney
Rope Beard Rodney is an old sea salt
His poison of choice is whiskey and malt
He nearly met his maker, sent by Moby Slick
The great grand whale of Moby Dick
This whale was a zombie beast stained red
From the blood of the men upon which it has fed
Rodney tried to harpoon this deathly whale
But the odds were against him he was doomed to fail
It’s skin was as strong as a golden orbs web
Harpoons were useless even to the head
Moby Slick devoured the entire stinking crew
Gobbled them up like a human stew
Rodney did escape and he’ll tell you the tale
Of his high seas adventure with Moby Slick the whale
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