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Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Gareth Glitter Gorilla
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgatheartist.com.au
I drew Gareth for an event called Let’s Face It , a one off night of live tee making, music and good timing in Brisbane Australia.
An Ode to Gareth Glitter the Gorilla
Gareth Glitter the thieving Gorilla
Was as notorious as the fabled Godzilla
He liked to heist the diamonds and jewels
And he played keys with the band The Death Mules
When not gigging with his band called The Death Mules
He was burglaring houses and breaking them rules
No lock he found that he could not pick
No safe was safe from his skills so slick
He did not seek televisions or cash
Only jewels and gemstones made it to his stash
He did not thieve for money or gain
But for something more odd and slightly less sane
The truth to note is that he kept all those stones
And used them as decorations for his collection of gnomes
The End
Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Anton the Aztec Goat
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgatheartist.com.au
An Ode to Anton the Aztec Goat
A goat called Anton rowed his boat
Every day around the castle in the moat
And in that boat he wore a coat
And its patterns were great, he was known to gloat
“In the Incas I obtained my patterned coat”
In his daily journal is what he wrote
The coat was payment made in full
For head-butting one rampaging bull
He butted the bull and it ran away
And he saved all the village folk on that day
But that was a long time in the past
And now he can’t even run that fast
His time is now spent as a goat in a boat
Paddling in a moat while wearing a coat
It might seem silly but it floats his boat
That Anton the Goat who’s known to gloat
The End
Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Ole Pointy Beard Pete
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgatheartist.com.au
An Ode to Ole Pointy Beard Pete
Ole Pointy Beard Pete loves his single fin stick
It goes super fast and rides real slick
He always runs swiftly towards the ocean
As if he is strengthened by some magical potion
His beard trails behind like a bushy tail
And sometimes he uses it as a sail
He’s a surf hunter adventure man
He’s surfed in Alaska and even Iran
He once rode a wave onto the back of a whale
Then the whale got angry and flicked it’s tail
That was the best darn ride Ole Pete ever had
And when he remembers that day it always makes him glad
Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Terry the Tiger
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgatheartist.com.au
An Ode to Terry the Tiger
Terry the Tiger was terrrific indeed
Of this single fact all the animals agreed
He ruled the jungle like a stripey king
Sometimes he would lounge, sometimes he would sing
Everywhere he went he wore his dazzling coat
And when he crossed the river he travelled by boat
He made his castle high in the trees
And he ate of the honey produced by bees
He was the finest specimen in all the land
And he fronted the best jungle rock band
They played every Saturday at the Jungle Pub
And chilled out after in the jungle hot tub
Mulga’s Zombie Zoo – Bear Hat Bob
Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo
Website: mulgatheartist.com.au
An Ode to Bear Hat Bob
Bear Hat Bob is an outdoors guy
At home in the mountains and under the sky
He walks around with his sunglasses pink
Even at night it seems odd you might think
Bart the Bear was his very best friend
The wilderness they journeyed from end to end
One day in the spring they came across a river
The water was cold it made them shiver
They attempted to cross on a fallen tree
But Bart fell into that freezing stream
He couldn’t swim so he drowned to death
He had breathed his last, his very last breath
Bob was so sad and he cried for week
He cried in the day and he cried in his sleep
To remember his friend, the Bear called Bart
Bob wore him as a hat and now they’re never apart








